Let’s just get it out there right now.
I blatantly and shamelessly stole this idea from Moog. I liked it. I wanted it. Eat a dick.
Not you, Moog; you’re cool. Unless you enjoy eating dicks, then, by all means.
I wanted to have something to top off the end of each week, to recap everything from the last seven days in case you either:
A.) Missed something
B.) Just got here and don’t know where to start, or
C.) Have absolutely nothing else better to do with your day than to re-read my bullshit.
This Previously on… includes a post or two from last week, because I started this blog on a Friday, and I wasn’t about to recap one goddamn post last Sunday.
Previously on Content Unrelated:
I set the bar as low as I could and gave a warning of what to expect to get everyone started; and then I told you to go fuck yourself, but you probably didn’t even notice.
I took the perspective of my downstairs neighbors who call the office to complain every time they hear a pin drop.
We went to the future and talked about how I’m more of a fashionist than a racist (which, admittedly sounds kind of gay, but whatever).
Took a couple minutes and played chess with some asparagus before enjoying the victory of taking a morning shit after breakfast but before a shower, among other things.
I gave Urban Dictionary a run for its money, ate my girlfriend’s shampoo and conditioner, and I came back from going black.
What were your favorites? Least favorites? Want to talk about something completely unrelated? Now’s your chance for a free-for-all in the comments.