Guest Post: Google, Go Home, You’re Drunk!

And now, a man who needs no introduction.

Because I introduced you guys to him last week.

Idiots.

Ladies and gentlemen, from the future to your living rooms (or your mom’s basement) — Daniel Nest.

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Answering the Internet II: Ladies’ Choice.

We’ve all got questions that need to be answered.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop? Why does it burn when I pee? 

That kind of thing.

Our most trusted source of information is the goddamn Internet. We log on every single day and put our faith in complete strangers to tell us what we want to hear.

It’s the ladies’ turn for the Google autofill treatment.

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Answering the Internet: 99 Problems, Bitch Included.

We’ve all got questions that need to be answered.

Why is the sky blue? What is the meaning of life? Is time-travel possible? Is there a God?

Why do my balls smell like that?

That kind of thing.

And to where do we turn when these inquiries pop up? Who do we trust the most to provide us with the most accurate information possible? An expert in the subject? Nah. A parent or mentor? Psh. God? The flying spaghetti monster?

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