“That’s the end of you,” I’d said
After slicing off his head
Leaving his body to rot
Tired from the battle fought
Witnessing that epic fight
Tapey’s flesh-craved appetite
A stranger stole his remains
Resurrected him again
Monthly Archives: July 2013
I am not a lawyer.
According to HipHop365; Jay-Z, Kanye West and Trey Songz, among others, are joining Stevie Wonder in boycotting Florida over the acquittal of George Zimmerman in the shooting death of Skittles-wielding teen Trayvon Martin.
Um. Good.
Tweeting a dead horse: The birth of a superhero.
Twitter, hands-down, is my preferred social medium. Why? Because when people aren’t bitching about their Favstar stats, sodomizing the English language or trying to get Justin Bieber to follow them, Twitter is a goldmine for brilliance. It’s peppered with more underfollowed, underappreciated, too-hilarious-for-their-own-good people.
Off the grid.
In case you haven’t noticed, your readers have been lacking in dick jokes and four letter words.
I’m not sorry.
Okay, actually I am kind of sorry. I’ve just spent so much time building this don’t-give-a-shit persona so really I’m only trying to keep up appearances.
Guest Post: Google, Go Home, You’re Drunk!
And now, a man who needs no introduction.
Because I introduced you guys to him last week.
Idiots.
Ladies and gentlemen, from the future to your living rooms (or your mom’s basement) — Daniel Nest.
