Tapey III: Apocalyptic Parasite

“That’s the end of you,” I’d said
After slicing off his head
Leaving his body to rot
Tired from the battle fought

Witnessing that epic fight
Tapey’s flesh-craved appetite
A stranger stole his remains
Resurrected him again

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I am not a lawyer.

According to HipHop365; Jay-Z, Kanye West and Trey Songz, among others, are joining Stevie Wonder in boycotting Florida over the acquittal of George Zimmerman in the shooting death of Skittles-wielding teen Trayvon Martin.

Um. Good.

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Tweeting a dead horse: The birth of a superhero.

Twitter, hands-down, is my preferred social medium. Why? Because when people aren’t bitching about their Favstar stats, sodomizing the English language or trying to get Justin Bieber to follow them, Twitter is a goldmine for brilliance. It’s peppered with more underfollowed, underappreciated, too-hilarious-for-their-own-good people.

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Off the grid.

In case you haven’t noticed, your readers have been lacking in dick jokes and four letter words.

I’m not sorry.

Okay, actually I am kind of sorry. I’ve just spent so much time building this don’t-give-a-shit persona so really I’m only trying to keep up appearances.

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Guest Post: Google, Go Home, You’re Drunk!

And now, a man who needs no introduction.

Because I introduced you guys to him last week.

Idiots.

Ladies and gentlemen, from the future to your living rooms (or your mom’s basement) — Daniel Nest.

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