Hemorrhoids on steroids.

Sphincter
On steroids
Throbbing
A hemorrhoid

Painful
And itchy
Burning
You’re bitchy

Bloody
Your two-ply
Shitting
Makes you cry

Relief
Is the goal
Buttcream
Your asshole

Finger
Now stinky
Switch to
Your pinky

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