Sphincter
On steroids
Throbbing
A hemorrhoid
Monthly Archives: June 2013
The entrepreneurial spirit makes my pants tight.
We’re all here for a reason.
Some of us write books or play music. Some choose to tell jokes or review movies.
For whatever reason we have blogs, the motive is the same:
Shameless self-promotion.
Is it Manly? Fruity Beers
Some of you are new here.
Some of you have been with me (incomprehensibly) since the beginning of this blog.
Those in the latter group might remember a series I started called Is it Manly? This series of posts went down with the ship, as when I transferred from Blogger to WordPress, I opted to not import all my old posts here.
Is it Manly? is an oldie, but a goodie, and would definitely fall into a best-of category if I was asked to make one. As such, I will be reposting these gems here so that my new WordPress readers can see what they missed, and the rest of you can re-live them and hate me all over again.
Here we go.
Sniff sniff sniff.
I love Florida.
It’s a truly magical place filled with the nation’s geriatrics, more New Englanders than there are in the actual New England area, serial killers, jacked-up mosquitoes, and schizophrenic summertime weather.
Tapey II: Tapey’s Revenge
Tapey died two weeks ago
Had to kill my tapeworm bro
Couldn’t fit inside his host
Now I’m haunted by his ghost
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